Continue with Steam The Shopkeeper in the Curiosity Shop in-game.
I don’t know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!
- The Shopkeeper
The Shopkeeper is a character in game who mans The Curiosity Shop stall and sells items to players.
The Shopkeeper has specific voice lines triggered by buying certain items, or for the player’s hero when they buy a T4 item.
The Shopkeeper is voiced by Jason Keller,[1] who also voices the Newscaster.
Lore
The Shopkeeper has a wife and kid, implying that he has a mortal body.[2][3] The Shopkeeper’s kid is implied to be old enough to go to Columbia College.[4]
The Shopkeeper is a big fan of the New York Knickerbockers basketball team and dislikes their rivals, the Celtics.[5][6][7] While a fan of the Knickerbockers, it’s implied that the Shopkeeper broke the legs of a Knickerbocker player for owing him money.[8][9]
The Shopkeeper plays in 
Wraith‘s weekly poker games, although he needs permission from his wife to play.[10][11] He describes himself as a "degenerate gambler".[12] 
Wraith also has a marker on him.[13]
The Shopkeeper has been robbed by 
Vyper in the past.[14] Despite this, he still likes 
Vyper and considers her "his kind of scumbag".[15]
The Shopkeeper dislikes Santa Claus.[16]
Voice lines
See Shopkeeper on Deadlock Voice Line Viewer for any missing voice lines or sound files.
Hero-Specific voice lines
These voice lines are triggered upon purchasing a Tier 4 Item.
| Hero | Audio |
|---|---|
 Abrams |
Voice archiveGood luck, Detective  Abrams.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveYou are a very large man, and I feel sorry for anyone who’s trying to stop you.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveI don’t suppose you’re looking to sell that book you’re carryin’, are ya?0:00/--:-- | |
 Apollo |
Voice archiveThanks for spending your parents’ money!0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveLook at me, rubbing shoulders with the royals!0:00/--:-- | |
Voice archiveYou need anything else,  Apollo? I’m your guy.0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveYou got a punchable face, but a wallet anyone would love.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveDon’t suppose I could buy that sword off ya…0:00/--:-- | |
 Bebop |
Voice archiveHave fun out there,  Bebop.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveMiss Shelly’s a good lady. It means a lot that you’re lookin’ out for her.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveBebop, you got an eye for quality.0:00/--:-- |
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 Billy |
Voice archiveGood luck fightin’ the man,  Billy!0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveThanks for shopping local, Billy!0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveHave fun tearin’ a machine down!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveNow there goes a man, who kinda believes in a vague idea of something.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveMust be nice havin’ ideals.0:00/--:-- | |
 Calico |
Voice archiveKeep the cat off the counter.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveSo, how’s the murder business treatin’ ya?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveBlood money is like normal money with a story.0:00/--:-- | |
 Celeste |
Voice archiveSee you on Coney later!0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveTell the boys at the Sideshow I say hi!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveJust got off your shift at the Sideshow?0:00/--:-- | |
 The Doorman |
Voice archiveHey buddy, don’t suppose you can get me and the missus brunch reservations for Sunday?0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveGood luck defending The Baroness!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveI got nothing but respect for the hospitalilty business, my friend.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveYou were looking mighty professional, and I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t kill me.0:00/--:-- | |
Voice archiveGood luck out there,  Doorman!0:00/--:-- |
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 Drifter |
Voice archiveYou Louisiana boys know how to party.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveLaissez slonbonne temps rouler! (Let the good times roll!)0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveLet the good times roll, baby!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveYou wanna know a good beignet place, just say the word.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveYou are one scary son of a bitch, and I don’t wanna make you mad.0:00/--:-- | |
 Dynamo |
Voice archiveHow’s Marla doing, Professor?0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveGood luck gettin’ your body back, Professor.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveOkay, so how does this work. I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?0:00/--:-- | |
 Graves |
Voice archiveShouldn’t you be in class? I’m just kidding, I don’t care.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveYou Blackmore kids are into some wild stuff!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveI know a theater kid when I see one.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveHave fun playing with the dead!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveHigh school must be weirder than I remember.0:00/--:-- | |
 Grey Talon |
Voice archiveI hope you find what you’re lookin’ for,  Grey Talon.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveFirst time in New York, Talon?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveYou’re not messin’ around, are ya?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveTalon, if you’re on a revenge tour, let me be your merch guy.0:00/--:-- | |
 Haze |
Voice archiveYou are gonna be the only one left standin’,  Haze.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveIf your enemies hated you before, they’re really gonna be pissed now!0:00/--:-- | |
Voice archiveI can’t believe I get sell my wares to a bona fide dream  stalker. The boys ain’t gonna believe it!0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveThe OSIC aren’t investigating me, right Haze?0:00/--:-- |
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 Holliday |
Voice archiveI will happily sell you this, as you don’t have jurisdiction in New York.0:00/--:-- |
Voice archiveGood huntin’,  Holliday.0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveI’d hate to be on your bad side, Holliday.0:00/--:-- |
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 Infernus |
Voice archiveFern! Catch you at Jezebel’s later?0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveHank better appreciate all the work you’re puttin’ in, Fern.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveSo long as you don’t burn down my shop, we’re all good.0:00/--:-- | |
 Ivy |
Voice archiveIt’s a pleasure to serve the savior of Spanish Harlem.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveI haven’t seen you buy one of these bad boys since you took out the Mendoza Syndicate.0:00/--:-- | |
Voice archiveYou’re the classiest gargoyle I’ve ever had the pleasure of sellin’ guns to,  Ivy.0:00/--:-- |
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 Kelvin |
Voice archiveWord to the wise; If you wanna blend in, take off the parka.0:00/--:-- |
Voice archiveI’ve seen my share of wights. And you,  Kelvin, you’re a mentsh.0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveIf you need anythin’ else for your next expedition, you know where to find me.0:00/--:-- | |
 Lady Geist |
Voice archiveForgive me, for not shaking the glowing, green arm.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveAnd a good day to you and Oathkeeper.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveThat lock on your arm is lookin’ a little rusty. Might wanna get that checked out later.0:00/--:-- | |
 Lash |
Voice archiveWell, if it isn’t the poster boy for the Celtics.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveSo is this for a pit-fight, or just recreational mayhem?0:00/--:-- | |
Voice archiveLook, just don’t bring any trouble my way,  Lash, okay?0:00/--:-- |
|
 McGinnis |
Voice archiveGive ’em hell,  McGinnis!0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveYou are a one woman killin’ machine.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveYou’re a testament to your profession, McGinnis.0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveYou can spend that Fairfax Industries paycheck here anytime you want.0:00/--:-- | |
 Mina |
Voice archiveThanks for not drinkin’ my blood!0:00/--:-- |
Voice archiveAs long as you’re payin’ me, you can be as rude as you want,  Mina.0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveHappy to have your business, Mina.0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveThat a gift for the Vicount?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveMina, you may be a bad person, but you’re a great customer.0:00/--:-- |
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 Mirage |
Voice archiveIf the Djinn need anything, let me know.0:00/--:-- |
Voice archiveYou’re a hell of a bodyguard,  Mirage.0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveHope your trip to New York is a memorable one.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveLook, I never was a fan of Wyoming anyway.0:00/--:-- | |
 Mo & Krill |
Voice archiveMo-ho, you beautiful mole bastard, give me a hug!0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveAlright boys, give ’em hell.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveYou smell like a sewer, but your money smells like heaven.0:00/--:-- | |
 Paige |
Voice archiveYou’re a good kid, don’t get dead.0:00/--:-- |
Voice archiveI feel like you’re too smart to want to go get shot at,  Paige.0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveYour brother is lucky to have a sister like you.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveTell your pops I said hi.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveDon’t tell your dad I sold you this, okay?0:00/--:-- | |
 Paradox |
Voice archiveThey should know better than to mess with you.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveTime comes for everyone, eh?0:00/--:-- | |
Voice archiveGood luck,  Paradox.0:00/--:-- |
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 Pocket |
Voice archiveYou can spend daddy’s money here whenever you want.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveLook, when I called you a trust fund baby, that was before I knew you were spending your trust fund here.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveYou ever wanna sell some of your toys here, you let me know.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveThere goes one good-lookin’ son of a bitch.0:00/--:-- | |
 Rem |
Voice archiveHope you find your way home, kid.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveI don’t know what you are, but I love that you have money.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveKid, you got great taste!0:00/--:-- | |
Voice archiveYou’re adorable,  Rem.0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archivePlease don’t molt in my shop.0:00/--:-- | |
 Seven |
Voice archiveYour rivals… won’t be around much longer.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveWhen you get your revenge, remember who helped you.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveI’m… just gonna pretend I never saw you.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveWhen the cops come askin’, you weren’t here and I absolutely didn’t sell you anything.0:00/--:-- | |
 Shiv |
Voice archiveHave fun stakin’ people.0:00/--:-- |
Voice archive Shiv, may your nights be long, and your aim be true.0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveGood seein’ you, Shiv.0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveYou know me: anything to support the Baxter Society.0:00/--:-- | |
 Silver |
Voice archiveJust come back in one piece,  Silver!0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveHope you find your bounty!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveSo I see we’re leaning in on the "dead" part of "dead or alive".0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveNeed something for the hangover while you’re here?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveGlad I don’t have your job, Silver.0:00/--:-- |
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 Sinclair |
Voice archiveGood luck getting that divorce!0:00/--:-- |
Voice archiveBig fan of your act,  Sinclair.0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveHope you lovebirds find your way through this.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveYou guys need some counseling. And the gun.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveDon’t get in too much trouble, Sinclair.0:00/--:-- |
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 Venator |
Voice archiveHope that guy doesn’t teach Sunday School.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveHere you go, Padre! (Spanish for "Father")0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveGod may protect… but sometimes the big man upstairs needs a helping hand.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveCome back any time, Father!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveThere goes one angry man.0:00/--:-- | |
 Victor |
Voice archiveI threw in a pack of staples, on the house.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveMake sure to have all your body parts before you leave!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveI’m tellin you, an "I love New York" shirt would really bring the whole look together.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveIt’s nice to have a regular who can’t die on me.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveGood luck, dead man!0:00/--:-- | |
 Vindicta |
Voice archiveIf you’re lookin’ for vengeance, this is the only thing to buy.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveGood luck extracting bloody revenge.0:00/--:-- | |
Voice archive Vindicta, it is always a pleasure to have your business, and a relief to see you leave.0:00/--:-- |
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 Viscous |
Voice archiveGodspeed, you beautiful ball o’goo.0:00/--:-- |
Voice archiveI like the cut of your jib,  Viscous.0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveI don’t know where a walking aquarium got that kind of coin, but, I’m happy to take it.0:00/--:-- | |
| Vyper |
Voice archiveOh my god, you’re actually spending money instead of robbing me!0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveI like this new V that buys things!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveI don’t know what’s gotten into you, V, but I like it!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveWell, look who broke out of jail again!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveYou’re my kind of lowlife, V!0:00/--:-- | |
 Warden |
Voice archiveKeep fightin’ the good fight.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveAppreciate you keepin’ the streets clean.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveI’m not one to judge the line between vigilante and civil servant.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveYou ever wanna pawn that cape or gun of yours, you let me know.0:00/--:-- | |
| Wraith |
Voice archiveBig fan of your operation, Wraith.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveI don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin’ for next weeks game?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveFrom one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck.0:00/--:-- | |
 Yamato |
Voice archiveArigato.0:00/--:-- Voice archiveAri-gay-to.0:00/--:-- Voice archiveAri-gay-toh.0:00/--:-- Voice archiveArih-gatoh.0:00/--:-- Voice archiveArigiyuhh… ari-arigata. Lady, I’m trying here..0:00/--:-- Voice archiveArigeat… Uh, I’m tryin’ here..0:00/--:-- Voice archiveArigat… Urgh, I-I’m tryin’ here.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveThat is a hell of a sword, and I’m grateful it’s not pointed at me.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveYou have fun stabbin’ folks.0:00/--:-- |
Item-Specific voice lines
| Item | Audio |
|---|---|
 Crippling Headshot |
Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it’s even better advice now. |
 Frenzy |
Hopefully this’ll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn’t you’re gonna go down swinging! |
 Glass Cannon |
High risk, high reward. |
 Lucky Shot |
They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it’s gonna do some serious damage amirite? |
 Spiritual Overflow |
Your  abilities are about to go to the next level! |
| You’re about to make some magic happen my friend! | |
 Ricochet |
You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed! |
 Silencer |
This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics. |
 Siphon Bullets |
Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question, what if Oathkeeper was a gun? |
 Colossus |
Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty |
 Inhibitor |
If you’re looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you! |
 Leech |
Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%! |
 Phantom Strike |
You’re gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like… something that bounces around a battlefield! |
 Shadow Weave |
If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they’re a liar. |
 Unstoppable |
My friend, you are about to be  unstoppable! |
 Vampiric Burst |
Reloading is for lesser men. |
 Boundless Spirit |
Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend. |
 Cursed Relic |
I see you’re looking to put someone on tilt! |
 Diviner’s Kevlar |
If I were channelling a mystic ritual, this is the only armour I’d buy. |
| Now, If I was (hypothetically) trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I’d buy. | |
 Echo Shard |
The  Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I’m looking to cause degenerate mayhem. |
 Escalating Exposure |
Now this isn’t as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell but when it comes to raw power, you can’t do much better. |
 Magic Carpet |
Fastest way to get around a city, guaranteed. Well not an actual guarantee-you leave the shop with this, all sales are final. |
 Mystic Reverb |
He-he-You are going to leave a lasting impression my friend! |
 Refresher |
Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again! |
Hero and Item-Specific
| Hero | Item | Audio |
|---|---|---|
| Mirage |
Magic Carpet |
Well, a little on the nose, but… no judgement. |
Generic voice lines
| Context | Audio |
|---|---|
| Purchase a Weapon item | Stay strong, buddy! |
| Good luck! | |
| An excellent choice. | |
| Tell you what, I’ll throw in a free key chain. | |
| Well, someone’s lookin’ to make a statement. | |
| Your enemies will curse your name! | |
| I got one of those for the missus. Big fan! | |
| Little bit of advice: Don’t get caught. | |
| We live in interesting times, don’t we? | |
| Have fun, don’t get dead! | |
| Hope you win whatever fight you’re about to start. | |
| You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun? | |
| I got more where that came from! | |
| Today you’re makin’ history! | |
| I-It’s brutal out there, eh? | |
| Purchase a Vitality item | A little protection goes a long way. |
| Good luck not gettin’ shot! | |
| If you need more protection, you know where to find me. | |
| My friend, survival is paramount. | |
| If you’re lookin’ to survive, you came to the right place. | |
| Pragmatic, stylish… I love it! | |
| Look who’s ready for a 2 AM metro ride! | |
| Stay safe out there. | |
| That’s gonna help keep your blood on the inside. | |
| Someone’s gonna be bleedin’ on the concrete, and it ain’t gonna be you. | |
| Stay two steps ahead of death my friend. | |
| You’ll be the last one standin’. | |
| Ha, the old New York tuxedo! | |
| Swing by anytime. | |
| Come back if you need anything else. | |
| Someone’s using their noodle. | |
| Purchase a Spirit item | If you like that, I got some other stuff that fell off the truck. |
| Aah. You have discerning taste. | |
| Don’t mind the blood on that, it’s gently used. | |
| Exquisite, isn’t it? | |
| Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken. | |
| You’re not gonna regret that. | |
| I won’t lie, I don’t know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it! | |
| Now, I don’t go sellin’ these to just anyone. | |
| Now go out there and impose your will. | |
| You have a good eye. | |
| I see someone appreciates fine craftsmanship. | |
| Good luck completin’ the ritual! | |
| A little bit of the divine, right here in your hot little hands. | |
| Here’s your chance to shape your destiny. | |
| You got expensive taste. I love it. |
Seasonal voice lines
These voice lines are played only during seasonal events.
Winter event 2024
Triggered when the player purchases a T4 item while wearing a Winter skin.
| Context | Audio |
|---|---|
| Purchase a T4 Item | Voice archiveHe-ey, someone’s lookin’ festive!0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveLove the hat! Never take it off!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveThat’s gonna bring in the holiday cheer, if you know what I’m sayin’?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveHappy holidays!0:00/--:-- Voice archiveHappy holidays!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveThe big guy know you’re workin’ for him?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveHope this puts me on a "nice" list!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveYou want a glass of eggnog with that? It’s actually just whiskey, but I’d like to lie to myself.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveThere goes one scary lookin’ elf.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveEnjoy the holiday!0:00/--:-- |
Winter event 2025
Hero-Specific voice lines
These voice lines are triggered upon purchasing a Tier 4 Item.
| Hero | Audio |
|---|---|
| Abrams |
Voice archiveThat doesn’t look like you’re carrying Dickens, Abrams.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveHey Abrams, want some eggnog that’s just whiskey?0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveStay warm, detective!0:00/--:-- | |
| Bebop |
Voice archiveIt’s a Christmas gift for Miss Shelly?0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveThanks for bringin’ Miss Shelly’s cookies last week, they were great!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveLemme guess… Lash is your Secret Santa.0:00/--:-- |
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| Billy |
Voice archiveDon’t be a Scrooge, Billy. The holidays are great!0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveHope you have fun throwing a snowball at someone who disgusts you!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveEven you deserve a happy holiday, Billy.0:00/--:-- |
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| Calico |
Voice archiveIt’s the holidays, I threw in some catnip for free.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveSo… do assasins take off for the holidays, or is it a busier time of year?0:00/--:-- | |
Voice archiveYou really should give  Ava a jacket,  Calico. Be a responsible cat momma!0:00/--:-- |
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| The Doorman |
Voice archiveHeard the decorations at the Baroness were great this year!0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveThe Baroness doing anything special for New Years?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveHappy holidays, Mr. Doorman.0:00/--:-- |
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| Drifter |
Voice archiveI don’t wanna know your holiday plans,  Drifter.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveI heard you whistling earlier. It was… yeah, it was really festive!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveHappy holidays, you can go now.0:00/--:-- | |
| Dynamo |
Voice archiveGettin’ in a little last minute shopping?0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveIt was great seeing you and Marla caroling last night, professor!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveHell of a way to spend your winter break, professor.0:00/--:-- | |
| Grey Talon |
Voice archiveI’m sure the holidays are tough for you this year, Talon. I’m sorry.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveThis year, you’re giving the gift of revenge.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveYou’re like the world’s angriest Santa!0:00/--:-- | |
| Haze |
Voice archiveOSIC makin’ you work the holidays, huh?0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveYou’re like the sugar plum fairy, with Uzis!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveHope the Feds are givin’ you time and a half.0:00/--:-- | |
| Holliday |
Voice archivePicked a hell of a time to visit, Holliday.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveI know you’re looking for a serial killer… but if you got time, you should check out the Rockettes!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveHappy holidays… Holliday.0:00/--:-- |
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| Infernus |
Voice archiveJezebel’s is still doin’ Martinis and Mistletoe this year, right?0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveTell Hank, happy holidays from me!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveI bet you don’t have a problem stayin’ warm.0:00/--:-- | |
| Ivy |
Voice archiveYou are definitely on the nice list this year!0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveThis a gift for the Arroyo’s, or yourself?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveMerry Christmas, Ivy.0:00/--:-- |
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| Kelvin |
Voice archiveWay to look seasonally appropriate, Kelvin!0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveNice parka!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveWho needs to go to Rockefeller Center when they got you around?0:00/--:-- | |
| Lady Geist |
Voice archiveFor the lady who has everything.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveGivin’ this to your grandkid for Christmas?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveSo… do you give Oathkeeper a Christmas present? Or do you just, kill an extra hobo?0:00/--:-- | |
| Lash |
Voice archiveWhy do I get the feelin’ you’re gonna ruin someone’s holiday?0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveLash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday.0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveLemme guess, this is a gift for Bebop, isn’t it?0:00/--:-- |
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| McGinnis |
Voice archiveI bet Santa would love to have you in a workshop.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveWhen you think about it, you’re basically one of Santa’s elves! Only you make miniguns, and not toys.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveHappy holidays, McGinnis!0:00/--:-- |
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| Mina |
Voice archiveHeard you’re throwin’ one hell of a holiday party this year, Mina. Don’t suppose you can get me in?0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveHappy holidays, Mina!0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveYou pickin’ this up as a gift for the Viscount?0:00/--:-- | |
| Mirage |
Voice archiveYou plannin’ on takin’ Nashala ice skating later?0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveYou picked a hell of a time of year to visit, Mirage.0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveHope you get Wyoming for the holidays.0:00/--:-- | |
| Mo & Krill |
Voice archiveSo you and Mo doin’ a whole "Gift of the Magi" thing this year?0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveYou know what you boys need? Santa hats.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveYou need some decorations for the old hovel, you let me know.0:00/--:-- | |
| Paige |
Voice archiveYou doin’ Christmas Carol at the library again this year?0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveI’m guessin your brother isn’t coming home for the holidays, right?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveDon’t be that person who gives books to people who don’t read. They’re not gonna start! I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules.0:00/--:-- | |
| Paradox |
Voice archiveI bet you make one hell of a Secret Santa, Paradox.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveHope your heart grows three sizes this season, Paradox.0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveHappy holidays, Paradox.0:00/--:-- |
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| Pocket |
Voice archiveIt’s always nice to visit family for the holidays.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveSo, you goin’ to the Fairfax holiday party after the ritual?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveBuying something for when you see your dad, I see.0:00/--:-- | |
| Seven |
Voice archiveYou’re looking… festive.0:00/--:-- |
Voice archiveGive them a holiday light show they won’t forget,  Seven.0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveI’m guessin’ you don’t mind being on the naughty list.0:00/--:-- | |
| Shiv |
Voice archiveIs this your first holiday where you’re not on the lam?0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveThe Baxter Society has the new guy workin’ the holiday shift, huh?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveGotta ask, when you get gifts, are they basically all knives?0:00/--:-- | |
| Sinclair |
Voice archiveI’m guess you’re not giving eachother gifts this year?0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveTry not to kill each other, okay? It’s the holidays.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveHappy holidays, Sinclair, and also to you Sinclair! I don’t know if you both can hear me, so I’m covering all bases.0:00/--:-- |
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| Victor |
Voice archiveYou’re like Marley with a staple gun,  Victor.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveC’mon Victor, cheer up! Have some eggnog and live a little!0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveIsn’t it a little cold not to wear a shirt?0:00/--:-- | |
| Vindicta |
Voice archiveYou’re like if the Ghost of Christmas Past and the Ghost of Christmas Future had a baby! With a sniper rifle!0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveBet you would scare the hell out of Ebenezer.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveHey, look everybody! We got ourselves a Christmas spirit right here!0:00/--:-- | |
| Viscous |
Voice archiveWhat do you think of the holidays in New York, Viscous?0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveHappy holidays, Viscous.0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveDon’t worry Viscous, Santa’s gonna take good care of you.0:00/--:-- |
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| Vyper |
Voice archiveYou’re my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveHope you catch Lash under the mistletoe and he doesn’t file a restraining order.0:00/--:-- |
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| Voice archiveHere’s a little tip, V: Throw some nutmeg in your pruno. It’ll taste like Christmas.0:00/--:-- | |
| Warden |
Voice archiveSmile,  Warden, it’s the holidays.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveYou look like a man who could use some hot chocolate in his life.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveHope you spend your holidays with people that make you happy, Warden. ‘Cause you look like someone who needs a hug.0:00/--:-- |
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| Wraith |
Voice archiveWhat do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveHope you gave all the cops on your payroll a nice holiday bonus.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveThe New Year’s game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay.0:00/--:-- | |
| Yamato |
Voice archiveHope you enjoy your first Christmas in New York.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveNew York winters are hell of thing, ain’t it?0:00/--:-- | |
Voice archiveHappy holidays,  Yamato.0:00/--:-- |
Purchasing items
| Context | Audio |
|---|---|
| Weapon Item | Voice archiveHappy holidays.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveYou see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what’s comin’ to him.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveNow that’s a stocking stuffer!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveLet’s see the big man give you a lump of coal now!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveI don’t know about you, but when I hear a strange man is breaking into homes in the middle of the night, I want to be prepared.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archive"Not a creature stirring" my ass, you need a gun.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveI can throw a bow on it if you want to be festive.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveDo your holiday shopping with a little extra confidence this year.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveBeats a fruitcake.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveThink of it like a present that dispenses smaller presents.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveFlash this and they’ll bring you the figgy pudding real fast.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveI’m runnin’ a special! Buy a gun and get 10 percent off Nutcracker tickets!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveYou got a permit for that? Just kidding, it’s Christmas! I don’t care!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveThis’ll help ring in the New Year.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveYour snowball fight’s about to get a lot more interesting.0:00/--:-- | |
| Ability Item | Voice archiveOh, I got some holiday spirit for ya.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveYou want to make a splash at the office white elephant? This is the way to do it.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveWho doesn’t love a little holiday magic?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveThe elves were workin’ overtime on this bad boy.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveHere’s somethin’ special from Santa’s workshop.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveAin’t nothin’ like Christmas time in New York.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveWould you like that gift wrapped?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveI threw in a candy cane.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveI hope one of those bad boys is under the tree for me.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveIt’s one way to show your good cheer.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveWanna see what else fell off the sleigh?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveGot anything else on the wishlist?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveWe also got Cursed Apple snowglobes, if you’re interested.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveGod I love this time of year.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveMagic is just in the air, you know?0:00/--:-- | |
| Vitality Item | Voice archiveSmart thinkin’, it’s Krampus season.0:00/--:-- |
| Voice archiveLet’s see the Abominable Snowman take a bite out of you now!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveThe world’s cold, better bundle up.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveNothin’ like New York throwin’ the holidays, am I right?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveThrow on a Santa hat and BOOM! You’re ready for a holiday party.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveThis’ll keep you nice and warm.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveIf you’re going caroling this year, you need to be ready.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveI don’t visit my family for the holidays without wearin’ one of those.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveBeats a sweater.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveYou can’t always count on a Christmas miracle!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveLookin’ to go department store shopping, huh?0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archivePeople lose their minds this time of year. Best be careful.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveSomeone’s ma taught them how to dress for the winter!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveI don’t do gift receipts.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveGood thinkin’, New Year’s can get a little crazy around here.0:00/--:-- |
Removed and unused voice lines
Generic
| Context | Audio |
|---|---|
| Call outs | Hey buddy! You wanna buy something? |
| The Curiosity Shop awaits! | |
| Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it? | |
| I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here! | |
| Don’t be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today! | |
| Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop! | |
| All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today! | |
| If you’re looking for items to complete the ritual, I’ve got you covered right here! | |
| Guns! Get your guns over here! | |
| You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben? Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotskes! | |
| Open the shop window early in the game | Welcome to my shop of curiosity. |
| And what can I do for you? | |
| Lookie what I got here. | |
| These are dangerous times. You don’t wanna be… unprepared? | |
| How may I be of service? | |
| Y-you got souls to trade, right? | |
| If you’re lookin’ for the remarkable, you’ve come to the right place. | |
| Such delights I can sell you. | |
| Welcome! Welcome. | |
| Allow me to pique your curiosity. | |
| What are you lookin’ for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific? | |
| Curios don’t do justice to the wonders I sell. | |
| I’m sure you’ll see something here you like. | |
| Welcome to New York! Need a gun? | |
| The Curiosity Shop is open for business. | |
| From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need! |
Item-Specific
| Item | Audio |
|---|---|
| Belt Fed | Helloo rate of fire! |
| Detention Rounds | They’re gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them! |
Hero-Specific
| Hero | Audio | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Calico |
Voice archiveYou ask me, the Oracle was way too harsh when they called you a warmonger.0:00/--:-- | Removed |
| Celeste |
Voice archiveGood luck, Pepper!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveLookin’ good, Pepper!0:00/--:-- | ||
 Wrecker |
Voice archiveAny fan of the Knickerbockers is a friend of mine.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveAfter you finish the ritual, swing by! We’ll catch a game!0:00/--:-- | ||
| Voice archiveGive ’em hell, buddy!0:00/--:-- | ||
 Fathom |
Voice archiveDon’t see too many fishmen walking around the city.0:00/--:-- | Unused |
| Voice archiveHave fun preying on landwalkers who aren’t me.0:00/--:-- Voice archiveHave fun preying on landwalkers who aren’t me.0:00/--:-- Voice archiveThanks for keepin’ the park safe!0:00/--:-- | ||
| Voice archiveAlways a pleasure to do business with a denizen of the Deep.0:00/--:-- | ||
| Voice archiveThanks for not ripping my face off, Fathom! The missus will appreciate it.0:00/--:-- | ||
| Voice archiveAnyone ever tell you you look like a Slork?0:00/--:-- | ||
 Raven |
Voice archiveRaven, you are one dapper son of a bitch!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveHelping you isn’t a federal crime, right?0:00/--:-- | ||
| Voice archiveДо свидания! (Goodbye!)0:00/--:-- | ||
| Voice archiveI’m not looking to make the Soviet Empire my enemy.0:00/--:-- | ||
| Voice archiveHave fun visiting New York.0:00/--:-- | ||
 Trapper |
Voice archiveI’m rooting for you, buddy.0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveFrom one New Yorker to another: good luck!0:00/--:-- | ||
| Voice archiveGo Knicks!0:00/--:-- | ||
| Voice archiveAppreciate the work you do. Stay safe.0:00/--:-- | ||
| Voice archiveThe city owes you boys in the Municipal Coven a lot.0:00/--:-- | ||
| Wrecker |
Voice archiveJust take it and get outta here!0:00/--:-- | |
| Voice archiveDid you just… lick your lips?0:00/--:-- | ||
| Voice archivePlease don’t eat me.0:00/--:-- |
Trivia
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The Shopkeeper has a wife and a child.
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The Shopkeeper model is also used for the Newscaster stalls.
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Jason Keller has also provided temp VO for
Venator, before his official release when he was named "Priest".
References
- ↑ Deadlock on IMDb
- ↑
Shopkeeper’s in-game voice line (buys Weapon item): "I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!" - ↑ Shopkeeper’s in-game voice line (buys Spirit item): "I won’t lie, I don’t know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!"
- ↑ Shopkeeper’s in-game voice line (
Dynamo buys T4 item): "Okay, so how does this work? I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?" - ↑ Shopkeeper’s unused voice line (Trapper buys T4 item): "Go Knicks!"
- ↑ Shopkeeper’s removed voice line (Wrecker buys T4 item): "Any fan of the Knickerbockers is a friend of mine."
- ↑ Shopkeeper’s in-game voice line (Lash buys T4 item during Winter update): "Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday."
- ↑ Shopkeeper’s in-game voice line (buys Spirit item): "Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken."
- ↑ Newscaster headline 38: "Late last night: Nathan Vice, the centre for the Knickerbockers was found with their legs broken. Reports that it involved a gambling debt to a Madison Avenue curio shop owner have yet to be substantiated."
- ↑ Shopkeeper’s in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item): "I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin’ for next weeks game?"
- ↑ Shopkeeper’s in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item during Winter update): "The New Year’s game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay."
- ↑ Shopkeeper’s in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item): "From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck."
- ↑ Shopkeeper’s in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item during Winter update): "What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?"
- ↑ Shopkeeper’s in-game voice line (Vyper buys T4 item): "Oh my god, you’re actually spending money instead of robbing me!"
- ↑ Shopkeeper’s in-game voice line (Vyper buys T4 item during Winter update): "You’re my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!"
- ↑ Shopkeeper’s in-game voice line (buys Weapon item during Winter update): "You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what’s comin’ to him."