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Jacob
Lash is an asshole.
Overview
Biography
Lash is a champion of the Bear Pit, an underground fight club where spectators gamble on matches.[4][5] It’s implied
Lash often wins his fights, even in matches where he’s supposed to lose,[6] and has only one known loss on his record (being to
Bebop).[7][8]
Lash is referred to by others as a "stevedore" (dockworker).[9][10][11] He also has anchor tattoos on his shoulders, and his
Death Slam ability has ship horn sound effects.
Lash donates 3% of his earnings to his charity called "
Lash-Back", dedicated to children "that kind of suck".[12]
Lash is well-known in New York. The New York Oracle released a seasonal headline reminding readers "not to be like Jacob
Lash".[13]
Personality
Lash is extremely arrogant and vain. He refers to himself in third person as "The
Lash".[14][15] He also calls himself "The God of Combat" and "God’s gift to Combat".[16][17] Most characters can’t stand
Lash’s ego,[18][19][20] although they sometimes can’t deny that
Lash is talented.[21]
Lash frequently antagonises his allies, calling them nicknames and often refusing to use their actual name.[22][23] He often flirts with women on his team, who generally shut down or ignore his advances.[24]
Lash knows that people hate him, but in his eyes that just means they envy him because they’re mediocre.[25][26]
Lash admits that he riles people up on purpose,[27][28] and doesn’t deny that he’s delusional and arrogant.[29][30] While losing in the ritual,
Lash may begin to doubt himself and believe that "maybe he is all talk".[31][32]
Despite being a champion of the Bear Pit,
Lash doesn’t enjoy hurting people, but rather likes proving that he’s better than people.[33] He seemingly doesn’t want anyone dead and believes himself to be a "humanitarian through-and-through".[34][35]
Lash has a rule against punching old people.[36]
Lash never went to college and respects those who did.[37][38]
Appearance
Lash is a burly white man with well-defined muscular limbs and chest. He has a large chin, thick curved brunette moustache, short hair with a front curl and shaved on the sides, small black eyes that are usually almost closed, and sparkles around his head. He wears a blue tank top, dirty dark jeans pants with suspenders and holes in the knees, brown shoes, and a brown leather belt.
He carries a large
grapple device with ropes in his back, sausages, an open can of green beans, more ropes, and a seemingly blood-soaked red handkerchief. He has anchor tattoos in both his shoulders and smaller tattoos in his back. He wears a pair of golden earrings, a small golden pendant in his neck, and bandages and golden brass knuckles with the name "
LASH" in his left hand.
His weapon is a large boxing glove-shaped gun he wears in his right arm, possibly based on the Sedgley OSS .38 pistol.
Information
Lash likes to drink mimosas,[39] a cocktail made with chilled sparkling wine and orange juice. He has an open tab at Jezebel’s.[40]
Instead of a traditional dockworker,
Lash may be an airship worker, as airships are the primary means of air transport in the Deadlock universe.[41] This could be supported by
Lash’s in-game kit being focused on air mobility. The anchor tattoo in
Lash’s previous model was surrounded by wind shapes.[42]
In 2024’s seasonal update, there was a list for all the playable characters checking if they were naughty or nice.
Lash was the only character who was naughty.
Character Relationships
Bebop
Both champions of the Bear Pit,
Lash and
Bebop have a rivalry fueled by hate for each other.[43][44][45]
Lash used to use an uppercut instead of
Ground Strike, but refused to use it ever again after seeing
Bebop use an uppercut.[46][47]
Bebop has beaten
Lash in the Bear Pit once,[7] and
Lash has beaten
Bebop at least once afterwards.[48][49] Neither
Bebop nor
Lash elaborate on why they hate the other so much.[50][51]
Lash has at least 87 reasons why he’s better than
Bebop.[52]
Lash mocks
Wraith for betting on
Bebop,[53] and
Wraith teases
Lash because he lost to
Bebop "one time".[7]
Vyper
Vyper loves
Lash and is obsessed with him.[54][55][56] She has watched him sleep (without his knowledge)[57] and sends
Lash letters made to "stand out" (the contents of the letters are unknown, but they do make
Lash uncomfortable).[58][59] When
Vyper flirts with
Billy, she asks if she can call him "
Lash".[60]
Lash is scared of
Vyper’s obsession with him and wants her to leave him alone.[61][62][63]
Mendoza
The leader of the dismantled Mendoza Syndicate, Mendoza once told
Wraith to bet money on
Lash throwing a pit fight, which
Lash proceeded to win.[6]
The only person Mendoza hates more than
Lash is
Ivy.[64]
In Ivy’s Visual Novel, Mendoza sent some goons to beat up
Lash.[65]
Character Interactions
Lash attempts to flirt with
Haze,
Holliday,
Lady Geist, and
McGinnis.[24]
Lash respects
Ivy for her war against Mendoza.[64][66] One of the storylines in Ivy’s Visual Novel has
Lash helping her go after Mendoza.
Lash once beat up
Celeste‘s friend Lenny in the Bear Pit.[67]
Lash likes
Paige and, if they’re on enemy teams, offers to teach her how not to lose a fight after the ritual.[68]
Seven believes
Lash’s ego is almost as big as
Kelvin‘s.[69]
Billy,[70]
Kelvin,[71]
Lady Geist[72] and
Venator[73] compliment
Lash’s moustache.
Billy also says
Lash is "chiseled like a Greek god".[70]
Grey Talon agrees with
Lash that
Lash is skilled enough to join the Baxter Society, but warns him of their high mortality rate.[21]
Apollo believes
Lash is a decent fighter, but a middling talent in real combat.[75]
Pocket thinks
Lash’s ego is disguised insecurity.[76]- The Shopkeeper calls
Lash a "Celtics fan"[77] and "the poster boy for the Celtics".[78] The Boston Celtics basketball team has a historic rivalry with the New York Knicks, which is referenced in other voice lines.[79][80]
Nicknames
As an asshole,
Lash has a lot of nicknames for the other heroes in the game. Some of these nicknames include:
Abrams: Bluey,[81] Blue boy.[22]
Drifter: Murder hobo,[82] Mobo.[82]
Dynamo: Domehead.[83]
Grey Talon: Grandpa.[84]
Haze: Smoke Show.[85]
Infernus: Matchstick.[86]
Ivy: Sweet Wings.[87]
Lady Geist: Green-armed Sally,[88] Sally Succubus,[89] Grandma.[90]
McGinnis: McG.[91]
Paradox: Little Miss Fishbowl Head.[92]
Seven: Glowstick.[93]
Shiv: Pretty Boy.[94]
Victor: Patchwork,[95] Patches,[27] Corpse Boy.[96]
Viscous: Gooey,[97] Goo Boy.[98]
Wraith: Four-Arms.[20]
Yamato: Mama,[99] Mamacita.[100]
Ivy’s Visual Novel

"The hell are you staring at, buddy?"
This page contains game content that is unfinished, work in progress, or unavailable in standard gameplay.
: Main article: Ivy’s visual novel
Lash makes an appearance in
Ivy’s visual novel, currently untitled.
Note:
Ivy’s visual novel is currently inaccessible to the main game, instead being something planned for release in the future. As such, everything in the current visual novel is prone to change, as it is still undergoing development.
Storyline E
In chapter 3d,
Ivy decides to take a job as a process server and is tasked with giving
Lash his court summons. Finding
Lash "ruminating" on an I-beam,
Ivy gives him his court summons and tells
Lash that there were a group of people below them who were waiting for him to come down.
Lash tells
Ivy that that’s why he’s up there, and he’s deciding "whose teeth he’s gonna kick in first".
Ivy offers to scare the group off, but
Lash tells her he isn’t running and intends to fight the group by himself.
In Chapter 4e,
Lash, accompanied by
Ivy, proceeds to fight the group of thugs waiting for
Lash. One of the thugs mentions Mendoza, which catches
Ivy’s attention as she thought Mendoza left New York. After beating up the thugs,
Ivy asks
Lash if he can take her to Mendoza, to which
Lash agrees.
The ending of this chapter is currently unknown.
Removed Lore
Removed character interactions
Lash used to call
Warden "Creepy", "Vomitus" and "Tailor Inferior".[101] He also used to show interest in working with
Warden,[102] believing that they "could’ve done great things together."[103]
Lash used to have kill lines towards himself, believing his copy to be a fanboy wearing an "official
Lash costume".[104][105]

Neon Prime
Lash
Neon Prime
In Neon Prime,
Lash owned a dojo. He taunted Kali, a former Bear Pit competitor, for coming out of retirement only to go back to a 2 decade hiatus after losing to
Bebop.[106]
Lash also used to date the character Ballista, and wanted to get them back after a break-up.[107][108]
The only known image of Neon Prime
Lash is a small icon in which he is depicted with a purple visor. This character was confirmed as
Lash by Yoshi.
References
- ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Select): "Oh, I’ll summon the Patrons. And when I do, I know exactly what I’m wishing for." - ↑ Hidden King‘s in-game voice line (
Lash start) – "You’ve proven yourself time and again,
Lash, but the world still doubts you. But once you bring forth the Hidden King, your greatness will be undeniable." - ↑ Archmother‘s in-game voice line (
Lash start) – "The ritual awaits,
Lash. And once you complete it, your greatness will no longer be in doubt." - ↑ Lash And Victor Conversation 1 –
"You should fight in the bear pit." –
"I’m not into getting mauled by grizzlies." –
"It’s not a literal bear pit. It’s a fight club where the winner gets the honor of losing to me." - ↑ Lash And Seven Conversation 3 –
"You’re the pitfighter, yes?" –
"Uh… You mispronounced "champion"." - ↑ 6.0 6.1 Lash And Wraith Conversation 1 –
"Mendoza said you were gonna take a dive in that fight." –
"Mendoza says a lot of stupid shit." –
"I lost a lot of money." - ↑ 7.0 7.1 7.2 Lash And Wraith Conversation 2 –
"You’re the guy that lost to
Bebop." –
"One time." –
"One time is all it takes to be a loser." - ↑
Silver‘s in-game voice line (killed
Bebop) – "…So that guy beat
Lash once?" - ↑
Mo & Krill‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- – "Oh, look. A stevedore!" - ↑
The Doorman‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- – "Oh look, a stevedore with delusions of grandeur." - ↑
Lady Geist‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Lash): "I won’t be bullied by a stevedore." - ↑
Lash‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- – "You know it’s important to give back. That’s why I’m taking three percent of my earnings a day and donating them to
Lash Back. It’s my charity dedicated to children who kinda suck." - ↑ Newscaster seasonal headline 26: "This holiday season, the Oracle would like to remind readers not to be like Jacob
Lash." - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (use
Grapple): "Here comes The
Lash!" - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Paige): "Don’t be hard on yourself. Everyone loses to The
Lash." - ↑ Lash And Lady Geist Conversation 2 –
"Tell me you’re competent." –
"Competent? No, I am god’s gift to combat." - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Ping Pre-Game): "I hope you’re all ready to watch the god of combat do his thing." - ↑ Lash And Abrams Conversation 3 –
"Bein’ next to greatness. What does it feel like?" –
"Nauseating?" - ↑ Lash And Grey Talon Conversation 3 –
"Grandpa, all you need to do to win is kick back and watch The
Lash do his thing." –
"This is gonna be a goddamn nightmare…" - ↑ 20.0 20.1 Lash And Wraith Conversation 3 –
"Buckle up Four Arms, The
Lash is about to take you on a one-way trip to victory city." –
"You’re insufferable." - ↑ 21.0 21.1 Lash And Grey Talon Conversation 2 –
"You think I got what it takes to be in the Baxter Society?" –
"I do. Your prowess is undeniable." - ↑ 22.0 22.1 Lash And Abrams Conversation 1 –
"Alright blue boy, ahhh, let’s get to work." –
"My name’s…
Abrams." –
"Probably not gonna remember that." - ↑
Lash‘s nicknames - ↑ 24.0 24.1 Lash conversations
- ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (select) – "I’m not dumb. I know a lotta people hate me. It’s a… it’s a curse really, you know, to just rule so hard that every mediocre soul in the city has to resent you." - ↑ Lash And Haze Conversation 3 –
"People hate you,
Lash." –
"Y’know, it’s not uncommon for folks to mistake soul-crushing envy for hate." - ↑ 27.0 27.1 Lash And Victor Conversation 2 –
"Patchwork isn’t a mnemonic, it’s just you being shitty." –
"You got me there, Patches!" - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (killed
Lady Geist) – "Only one person sucks out peoples’ will to live and you’re looking at him." - ↑ Lash And Lady Geist Conversation 2 –
"I can’t tell if you’re delusional or appropriately arrogant." –
"Yes." - ↑ Lash And Grey Talon Conversation 1 –
"Your delusions of grandeur are impressive." –
"God damn right they are." - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (sad) – "Maybe they’re right… maybe I am all talk…" - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (sad) – "Do I talk too much shit?" - ↑ Lash And Drifter Conversation 3 –
"Heard you like hurting people,
Lash." –
"I like proving I’m better than people. If they get hurt, that’s on them, not me." - ↑ Lash And Vyper Conversation 2 –
"Who do you want dead?" –
"Mmm, no one?" - ↑ Lash And Kelvin Conversation 3 –
"
Kelvin… Were you there when I broke someone’s left arm because they were right-handed? Or when I pointed out that a woman’s baby looked stupid wearing a headband bow? The
Lash needs to be nicer?! No. The
Lash is a humanitarian through-and-through!" - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (killed
Grey Talon) – "
Lash had to make an exception to his ‘don’t punch old people’ rule." - ↑
Lash‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- – "And this is why I never bothered with college!" - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (killed
Paige) – "She went to college!.. I mean, it didn’t help her win a fight, but what an accomplishment." - ↑
Lash‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- – "Eh, you know, I probably shouldn’t have had those six Mimosas before the fight." - ↑
Infernus‘ in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- – "Don’t die before you close your tab,
Lash!" - ↑ 2024-08-31 – Yoshi; Deadlock Discord – "a random lore thing is that airplanes aren’t a thing in this world, they use airships instead powered by wind spirits (zephyrs)"
- ↑ @willkels’s Discord message about the connection between
Lash’s shoulder tattoo and Zephyrs. - ↑
Lash‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- – "Reason number 87 I’m better than
Bebop: He’s
Bebop." - ↑
Bebop‘s in-game voice line (Select): "The only way this day gets any better is if I get to punch
Lash in the face." - ↑ Bebop And Viscous Conversation 1 –
"I hear
Lash doesn’t like you." –
"Heh, he does not!" - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Select): "Fun little fact: The
Lash used to do an uppercut. And then I saw
Bebop do an uppercut and I knew right then and there that I would never do one again." - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Upgrade
Ground Strike): "This used to be an uppercut… Then I grew as a person, y’know, meanwhile
Bebop is still throwing uppercuts because he sucks. - ↑
Bebop‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Lash): "Like I told ya,
Lash: beatin’ me was a fluke!" - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Bebop): "Once again,
Lash rights a great wrong!" - ↑ Bebop And Pocket Conversation 2 –
"Why do you hate
Lash?" –
"He’s
Lash." - ↑ Lash And Ivy Conversation 3 –
"Why do you hate
Bebop so much?" –
"You’ve obviously never met
Bebop." - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (select): "Reason number 87 I’m better than
Bebop: He’s
Bebop." - ↑
Lash‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- (killed
Wraith) – "Backed the wrong horse,
Wraith… Like always." - ↑
Vyper‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- (killed
Lash) – "I love you." - ↑
Vyper‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- – "Probably a bad time to ask for an autograph?" - ↑ Vindicta And Vyper Conversation 2 –
"You’re the woman infatuated with
Lash, right?" –
"Oh, come on, everyone loves
Lash." - ↑ Lash And Vyper Conversation 1 –
"You smell even better when you’re awake." - ↑ Lash And Vyper Conversation 3 –
"You get the letters I sent you when I was in jail?" –
"Yeah. They were… Very specific." –
"Yeah, well, y’know, I’m sure you get a lot of fan mail, so… Wanted to make sure they stood out." - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Vyper): "Maybe now she’ll stop sending me mail." - ↑ Billy And Vyper Conversation 1
- ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Vyper): "I need her to leave me alone!" - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Vyper): "Oh, I hope she got the message…" - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Ally
Vyper Killed): "They took out
Vyper! Thank God…" - ↑ 64.0 64.1 Lash And Ivy Conversation 1 –
"Looking forward to working with you,
Ivy." –
"Really?" –
"You’re the only person in New York that Mendoza hates more than me, and that is impressive." - ↑ Ivy’s Visual Novel – Chapter 4E
- ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Ivy): "Love that you hate Mendoza. Hate that you picked a fight with me." - ↑
Celeste‘s in-game voice line (killed
Lash): "That’s for what ya did to Lenny in the Bear Pit!" - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (killed
Paige) – "You seem nice. You know what? When this is over, I’ll teach you how to not lose a fight." - ↑
Seven‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- (killed
Lash) – "His ego is almost as big as
Kelvin’s." - ↑ 70.0 70.1
Billy‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Lash): "You think you’re special cuz you’re chiseled like a Greek god and got a sexy moustache?" - ↑ Lash And Kelvin Conversation 1 –
"Nice beard." –
"Nice moustache." - ↑
Lady Geist‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Lash): "The moustache is all that’s impressive about you,
Lash." - ↑
Venator‘s in-game voice line (killed
Lash): "
Lash, the only thing impressive about you is your moustache." - ↑
Rem‘s in-game voice line (killed
Lash): "I want his moustache." - ↑ Lash And Apollo Conversation 1 –
"Look: I’m sure you could handle the town drunk in a bar fight, but in real combat… you’re a middling talent." - ↑
Pocket‘s in-game voice line (killed
Lash) – "I know insecurity when I see it." - ↑ Shopkeeper‘s in-game voice line – "
Lash, Even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday." - ↑ Shopkeeper‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- – "Wow, if it isn’t the poster boy for the Celtics!"
- ↑ Trapper‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- – "First I summon a god, then I watch the Knickerbockers destroy the Celtics!"
- ↑ Newscaster‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- – "The Knickerbockers’ losing streak continues, after a humiliating defeat to the Celtics. In unrelated news, no one likes the Celtics."
- ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Ping See
Abrams): "There’s Bluey." - ↑ 82.0 82.1 Lash And Drifter Conversation 1 –
"So what are you supposed to be, some kind of murder hobo?" –
"They call me the
Drifter." –
"Don’t know if that has a better mouthfeel, but whatever Mobo, it’s your life." - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Pass
Dynamo on Zipline): "Move it, Domehead!" - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Grey Talon): "Sorry, grandpa!" - ↑ Lash And Haze Conversation 1 –
"Well, lucky me, I get to work with the smoke show." - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Infernus): "Last call, matchstick!" - ↑ Ivy’s Visual Novel – Chapter 4E –
Lash: "Ohh… I like you, sweet wings." - ↑ Lash And Lady Geist Conversation 1 –
"Well, take a look at green-armed Sally." - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Lady Geist): "Bye-bye, Sally Succubus!" - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Lady Geist): "Not your day, grandma!" - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Killed
McGinnis): "Too bad, McG! You just don’t got what it takes." - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Paradox): "Took down little miss fishbowl head." - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Pass
Seven on Zipline): "Give ’em hell, glowstick!" - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Ping
Shiv Dead): "Pretty Boy’s dead!" - ↑ Lash And Victor Conversation 2 –
"Ready to do this, Patchwork?" - ↑ Lash And Victor Conversation 3 –
"Here’s a plan, Corpse Boy. You draw their fire, and I’ll swing in and save the day." - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Ally
Viscous Killed): "They… took out gooey." - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Viscous): "Better luck next time, goo boy." - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Pass
Yamato on Zipline): "Arigato, mama!" - ↑
Lash‘s in-game voice line (Pass
Yamato on Zipline): "Arigato, mamacita!" - ↑
Lash‘s unused voice lines - ↑
Lash‘s removed voice line (killed
Warden): "Get with the program,
Warden. If you wanted to win, we should be working together." - ↑
Lash‘s removed voice line (killed
Warden): "Too bad,
Warden… Could’ve done great things together." - ↑
Lash‘s removed voice line (killed
Lash): "These fanboys are getting desperate." - ↑
Lash‘s removed voice line (killed
Lash): "I see you brought the official
Lash costume. How beautiful is that?" - ↑
Lash‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- – "Not gonna dunk on you, Kali. You were a hell of a fighter before you retired. Lived in obscurity, came out of retirement in a desperate bid for relevancy, only to get injured by
Bebop. Ouch! And put on a shelf for the better part of two decades. Uhf." - ↑
Lash‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- – "It’s fine. You know, lots of guys get the shit kicked out of them by their exes, right?" - ↑
Lash‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- – "Get it together,
Lash! You’re not gonna win them back by losing!"




