This is dangerous work. Fortunately, I’m dangerously handsome!

They never returned.
A year and a half later the frozen body of
Kelvin was found by a fishing trawler, his corpse clutching a rock etched with glowing runes. The crew chipped away at the ice, looking to get a closer look at the body and were shocked when
Kelvin opened his eyes. They checked his vitals… there was no pulse. They sought to bandage his open wounds… there was no blood. And yet, impossibly,
Kelvin was "alive".
Having no memory of what happened on the expedition,
Kelvin is looking for answers.
Overview
Kelvin’s motivation and wish in the ritual is to rediscover what happened during his expedition to the Arctic.[1][2]
Biography
As a famous explorer,
Kelvin has written popular books about his adventures.[3][4] One of his past expeditions was located at Ixia.[5]
Kelvin is consistently called an "Ice Wight" due to his undead state.[6]
Kelvin believes the correct term is "Revenant", although he’s unsure if there’s really a difference.[7]
The exact cause of
Kelvin’s condition is unknown, but
Kelvin believes it may be related to the glowing rock strapped to his back. For this reason,
Kelvin hasn’t taken off his parka since the expedition just in case the rock is the only thing keeping him alive.[8] Due to not changing his clothes,
Kelvin’s parka stinks.[9][10] The OSIC want to ask
Kelvin questions about his undead condition.[11]
Kelvin’s ice
abilities were created with a mix of science and magic.[12][13] They seem unrelated to his glowing rock or undead condition, although he claims to be the only person able to safely use
Arctic Beam,[14][15] likely due to the fact that
Kelvin doesn’t get cold anymore.[16]
Kelvin seems to have a Scandinavian accent.
Personality
Kelvin is confident and optimistic. He often calls other people "friends".[17][18] According to
Apollo,
Kelvin is known as one of humanity’s bravest.[19]
Kelvin is somewhat egotistical, as he likes to boast about being "the best".[20][21][22] The Patrons feed into
Kelvin’s ego, offering him glory.[23][24]
Kelvin is also quite blunt with people,[25][26] which causes him to have a reputation for being a little judgmental.[27]
Kelvin allegedly wrestles with a lot of guilt about the expedition.[28] He’s been meeting with family members of his crewmates who never returned from it.[29] Despite the guilt,
Kelvin remains optimistic about the ritual and his future.[30][31]
Kelvin has mixed feelings about his undead state. He thinks his condition is sad,[32] but he also believes he was gifted unnatural life and that he shouldn’t squander his second chance.[33]
Kelvin likes to drink single malt Scotch.[34][35] He used to frequent Jezebel’s before his Arctic expedition.[36]
Appearance
Kelvin is a middle-aged white man with blue eyes, ginger hair, and a thick beard. His hair and moustache are graying. He wears a thick blue parka with white fur, blue winter pants, white furry snow boots with spiked soles, and beige gloves. He carries a backpack attached to a large dark blue bone-shaped rock with glowing tribal carvings. He carries metal bottles, a purse, and various trinkets in his belt and backpack. His weapon is a two-handed gun that shoots snowballs.
Character Relationships
Ettrick
One of
Kelvin’s old friends was someone named "Ettrick", who
Kelvin pushed away due to Ettrick’s ambitions.[37] At the fundraiser for
Kelvin’s Arctic expedition, Ettrick "made a scene". When
Kelvin returned from the expedition, he tried to find Ettrick but couldn’t.[38]
Kelvin seems remorseful about Ettrick, and believes that "if someone’s going to kill him, it’s going to be Ettrick".[39][40]
Seven
Seven has a one-sided hatred towards
Kelvin for unknown reasons.[41][42][43]
Kelvin thinks
Seven "seems familiar".[44] When being healed by
Kelvin,
Seven is reminded of "old times".[45]
Both
Seven and
Kelvin have an interest on researching Astral Gates.[46][47]
Seven believes
Kelvin has a bigger ego than
Lash.[48]
A likely possibility is that
Seven is Ettrick.
Seven believes that if anyone’s going to kill
Kelvin, it’s going to be him, mirroring what
Kelvin says about Ettrick.[49][40]
Kelvin pushed Ettrick away due to his "ambition", which aligns with
Seven’s ambition to achieve apotheosis.[50]
Seven also believes that mentors "use the young to achieve glories they could not achieve on their own", possibly referring to
Kelvin.[51]
Dynamo
Dynamo and
Kelvin are friends. They last saw each other at the Black Château, before
Kelvin disappeared.[52]
Dynamo is a fan of
Kelvin’s books.[53]
Dynamo sometimes refers to
Kelvin as "Kevin".[54]
Lady Geist
Kelvin’s Arctic expedition was funded by
Lady Geist.[55][56]
Lady Geist takes great offense if
Kelvin is on the enemy team.[57][58]
Infernus
Kelvin used to frequent Jezebel’s before his Arctic expedition and is friends with
Infernus.[36][59]
Kelvin knows about
Infernus’ past as a criminal and scolds him while he’s on the enemy team.[60][61]
Kelvin incorrectly assumes
Infernus was born in Ixia.[62]
Paradox
Kelvin is one of
Paradox’s targets. She says that her colleagues may have already broken into his home before the ritual started.[63]
The Paradox Organisation holds
Kelvin in high regard, as they consider him "a thief who steals from the dead".[64]
Paradox herself finds
Kelvin fun to mess with.[65] She also thinks he’s a "sanctimonious bastard" who acts superior to others.[66][67]
Victor
Victor and
Kelvin hoped that they could stick together, as they’re both walking corpses.[68][69]
Kelvin tells
Victor to make the most of his unnatural life, suggesting that
Victor travel, write a book, or find love.
Victor brushes off the advice.[70]
Paige
Paige idolises
Kelvin and loves his stories.[71][72]
Character Interactions
Kelvin understands why
Grey Talon and
Vindicta are consumed by rage and is sorry for them, but insists that their rage won’t grant them peace.[25][73][74][75]
Kelvin admires
Mo & Krill‘s friendship.[76]
Kelvin hates
Drifter and wonders if getting answers on his condition is worth working with him.[26][77]
Kelvin tells
Billy that he needs to relax and enjoy life.[78][79]
Apollo,[80]
Dynamo,[81]
Graves,[82] Ms. Shelly,[83]
Krill and
Ivy‘s brother (Manny) have read stories about
Kelvin’s adventures.[84]
McGinnis consistently mistakes
Kelvin’s name for "Kevin".[86][87] Most of
McGinnis’ pings for
Kelvin include a variant where she calls him "Kevin".[88]
Graves believes her mentor would love to get her hands on
Kelvin’s stone.[89] She also thinks that might be able to help
Kelvin with his undead condition.[90]- According to
Rem,
Kelvin smells like "nice s’mores".[91] This contrasts
Seven‘s scent of "evil s’mores".[92]
Removed Lore

Kelvin (Neon Prime)
Neon Prime
In Neon Prime,
Kelvin wore an astronaut suit and worked at a meat-packing plant.
Kelvin’s Neon Prime model was modified and reused for
Viscous‘ current model.
References
- ↑ Hidden King‘s in-game voice line (
Kelvin start): "You have many questions that only the Hidden King can provide. Complete the ritual, and find the truth you seek." - ↑ Kelvin And Wraith Conversation 2
- ↑
Dynamo‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- (killed
Kelvin) – "It’s an awkward time to say this,
Kelvin, but I loved your book!" - ↑ Kelvin And Bebop Conversation 3 –
"Well, Ms. Shelly loved reading about your adventures. When you disappeared, it was sad thinking about her not being able to read a new one before she died. But now that you’re back, let’s hope for one more story." –
"There’ll be more than one, my friend." - ↑ Kelvin and Mo & Krill conversation –
Krill: "I actually moved quite a few pieces from your Ixian expedition." - ↑
Kelvin‘s Enemy Hero Interactions - ↑ Kelvin And Vindicta Conversation 1 –
"So, you’re a wight." –
"Eh, some people say revenant, but… I’m not sure if there’s really a difference." - ↑ Kelvin And Lash Conversation 2 –
"I died in the Arctic." –
"That keep you from changing your clothes?" –
"This glowing rock could be the only thing keeping me alive, so I’m not risking taking it off." - ↑
Celeste‘s in-game voice line (killed
Kelvin): "I could smell that parka a mile away." - ↑
Mina‘s in-game voice line (killed
Kelvin): "He smelled disgusting." - ↑ Kelvin And Haze Conversation 2 –
"The OSIC have questions about your condition." –
"Is this a friendly request for a chat, or a threat?" –
"It’s the federal government, why not both?" - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game voice line (upgrade
Frost Grenade): "I’ve learned many things in my travels." - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game voice line (upgrade
Ice Path): "Who knows where the magic ends, and the science begins!" - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game voice line (upgrade
Arctic Beam): "Only I can bear the Arctic chill safely." - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game voice line (upgrade
Arctic Beam): "Being an Ice Wight has its advantages." - ↑ Kelvin And Vyper Conversation 2 –
"You got any ‘liquid courage’ in that parka of yours? You know, for when it gets cold!" –
"I don’t get cold anymore." - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game voice line (last alive) – "Don’t worry, friends. I’ll do my best to slow them down." - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game voice line (high killstreak) – "There’s no shame in surrender, friends." - ↑ Kelvin And Apollo Conversation 1 –
"You’re one of humanity’s bravest, are you not?" - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- (kill) – "Don’t feel bad, my friend. No one is better than me." - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- (kill) – "If you’re going to lose, at least you lost to the best, yes?" - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game voice line – "I came to fight the best, and so far… Eh, I’m sorely disappointed." - ↑ Hidden King‘s in-game voice line (
Kelvin start) – "Glory awaits,
Kelvin. All you need to do is summon the Hidden King." - ↑ Archmother‘s in-game voice line (
Kelvin start) – "Glory has followed you throughout your life,
Kelvin, and it will continue today." - ↑ 25.0 25.1 Grey Talon And Kelvin Conversation 1 –
"All that rage won’t bring your family back." –
"You don’t know me. You don’t know my family, and I’m willing to bet you don’t know what real loss feels like. So kindly keep your dime store platitudes to yourself." - ↑ 26.0 26.1 Drifter And Kelvin Conversation 2 –
"You’re looking a little upset,
Kelvin." –
"I don’t want to work with someone like you." - ↑ Kelvin And Vyper Conversation 1
- ↑
The Doorman‘s in-game voice line (taunt
Kelvin): "You wrestle with so much guilt. The things you know you did and, even more horrifying, the things you forgot. But at The Baroness, you don’t need to worry about Ettrick or the expedition. Let me lighten the load." - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game voice line (unselect): "I need to see the families of my crewmates." - ↑ Kelvin And Abrams Conversation 1 –
"If we work together, victory is assured." –
"You’re… the most confident dead man I’ve ever met." –
"My friend, the grave has no time for pessimism." - ↑ Kelvin And Bebop Conversation 3 –
"Well, Ms. Shelly loved reading about your adventures. When you disappeared, it was sad thinking about her not being able to read a new one before she died. But now that you’re back, let’s hope for one more story." –
"There’ll be more than one, my friend." - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game voice line (sad) – "Urgh, just when I thought my condition couldn’t get any sadder!" - ↑ Kelvin And Victor Conversation 1 –
"You have no issues with being a grotesque mirror of humanity?" –
"My friend… We were gifted unnatural life. Don’t squander it. Travel. Write a book! Find love." - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- (Concerned) – "Well, if things go wrong, there’s always Scotch!" - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- (select) – "It may be the single malt but, I’m feeling very optimistic." - ↑ 36.0 36.1 Kelvin And Infernus Conversation 1 –
"Good to see that Jezebel’s is still up and running." - ↑
The Doorman‘s in-game voice line (taunt
Kelvin): "You pushed away Ettrick for his ambitions, yet remained a slave to your own." - ↑ Kelvin And Lady Geist Conversation 3 –
"Whatever happened to your friend that cause a scene at your fundraiser? His name was… Edward? Edgar, something like that?" –
"Ettrick. (…) I don’t know. I tried to find him when I returned to New York, but it’s like he’s vanished." - ↑ Kelvin And Lady Geist Conversation 3 –
"Well, he was rather rude. So I say ‘good riddance’." –
"I wish I could share that sentiment." - ↑ 40.0 40.1
Kelvin‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- (revenge kill) – "If someone’s going to kill me, it’s going to be Ettrick, not you." - ↑
Seven‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- (killed
Kelvin) – "It was always going to come down to you and me,
Kelvin." - ↑ Kelvin And Seven Conversation 1
- ↑ Kelvin And Seven Conversation 2 –
"Don’t worry
Kelvin, I won’t let you die." –
"Heh, I thought you hated me." –
"I do. But if anyone is going to kill you, it’s going to be me." - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- (killed
Seven) – "He seemed… familiar." - ↑
Seven‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- (healed by
Kelvin) – "Like old times, eh
Kelvin?" - ↑ Seven And Dynamo Conversation 2 –
"I’m a fan of your work, Professor." –
"I am… flattered and horrified in equal measure." –
"Your research into the Astral Gates paved the way for my own. In my rare moments of doubt, sometimes I even wonder if I would have become the man I am were it not for you." - ↑
Kelvin‘s backstory – "A famed adventuring scientist,
Kelvin made it his life’s mission to explore and understand the unknowable. So naturally when rumors surfaced regarding an 8th astral gate hidden in the arctic,
Kelvin couldn’t build an expedition team fast enough." - ↑
Seven‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- (killed
Lash) – "His ego is almost as big as
Kelvin’s." - ↑ Kelvin And Seven Conversation 2 –
"Don’t worry
Kelvin, I won’t let you die." –
"Heh, I thought you hated me." –
"I do. But if anyone is going to kill you, it’s going to be me." - ↑
The Doorman‘s in-game voice line (taunt
Kelvin): "You pushed away Ettrick for his ambitions, yet remained a slave to your own." - ↑ Seven And Graves Conversation 2 –
"No, because mentors only teach what they want you to learn. They are craven and use the young to live glories they could not achieve on their own." - ↑ Dynamo And Kelvin Conversation 1
- ↑
Dynamo‘s in-game voice line (killed
Kelvin): "It’s an awkward time to say this,
Kelvin, but I love your book." - ↑
Dynamo‘s in-game voice line (ping see
Kelvin): "I see Kevin!" - ↑ Lady Geist And Kelvin Conversation 1 –
"I never got to say thank you for you patronage,
Lady Geist." –
"Sarcasm doesn’t suit you,
Kelvin." –
"I’m serious! Obviously, the expedition didn’t go as planned, but we wouldn’t have had the opportunity were it not for your funding." - ↑
Lady Geist‘s in-game voice line (killed
Kelvin): "Consider this the official removal of my funding." - ↑
Lady Geist‘s in-game voice line (kill
Kelvin): "Fighting for them?! After everything I have done for you?!" - ↑
Lady Geist‘s in-game voice line (kill
Kelvin): "How dare you oppose me,
Kelvin!" - ↑ Kelvin And Infernus Conversation 2 –
"
Kelvin, I wanna make this quick so I can get back to the bar." –
"I look forward to celebrating with you there." - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game voice line (killed
Infernus) – "And here I thought your fire-starting days were behind you,
Infernus." - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game voice line (killed
Infernus) – "
Infernus, back to your old tricks, I see." - ↑ Kelvin And Infernus Conversation 3
- ↑ Paradox And Kelvin Conversation 1 –
"Goes to say, we definitely planned on robbing you during the ritual, but my colleague may or may not have broken into your home yet." - ↑ Paradox And Kelvin Conversation 3 –
"You… know you’re held in high regard by
Paradox, right?" –
"Why? I’m an explorer, not a thief." –
"An explorer is just a thief that specializes in stealing from the dead." - ↑
Paradox‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Kelvin): "I think I found a new favorite person to mess with!" - ↑
Paradox‘s in-game voice line (killed
Kelvin) – "Sanctimonious bastard!" - ↑
Paradox‘s in-game voice line (killed
Kelvin) – "Knocked
Kelvin off his high horse." - ↑
Victor‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Kelvin): "So much for the dead sticking together." - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Victor): "I was hoping us corpses could stick together." - ↑ Victor And Kelvin Conversation 1
- ↑
Paige‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Kelvin): "I know they say you ‘don’t meet your heroes’ and he tried to kill me, but… I don’t care!
Kelvin. Is. Great!" - ↑
Paige‘s in-game voice line (Killed
Kelvin): "This will make the next book signing a little awkward!" - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game voice line (killed
Grey Talon): "I’m sorry for your loss, Talon, but… This isn’t going to solve anything." - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game voice line (killed
Vindicta): "Your cause is just,
Vindicta, but your methods…" - ↑ Kelvin And Vindicta Conversation 3 –
"A lust for murder isn’t purpose,
Vindicta." –
"That’s not for you to say,
Kelvin. You weren’t there." - ↑ Kelvin And Mo & Krill Conversation 2 –
"Your friendship is inspiring to behold." - ↑ Drifter And Kelvin Conversation 1 –
"What’s on your mind,
Kelvin?" –
"Just wondering if getting the answers I seek is worth helping you in the process." - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game voice line (killed
Billy) – "
Billy. You need to relax and enjoy life!" - ↑
Kelvin‘s in-game voice line (killed
Billy) – "
Billy. Hating life won’t get you very far." - ↑
Apollo‘s in-game voice line (killed
Kelvin): "I’ve read stories about you,
Kelvin… you fell a little short of the legend." - ↑
Dynamo‘s in-game Voice archivevoice line0:00/--:-- (killed
Kelvin) – "It’s an awkward time to say this,
Kelvin, but I loved your book!" - ↑
Graves‘ in-game voice line (killed
Kelvin): "I read a lot about him. He seemed cool." - ↑ Kelvin And Bebop Conversation 3 –
"Well, Ms. Shelly loved reading about your adventures. When you disappeared, it was sad thinking about her not being able to read a new one before she died. But now that you’re back, let’s hope for one more story." –
"There’ll be more than one, my friend." - ↑ Kelvin conversations
- ↑
Pocket‘s in-game voice line (killed
Kelvin) – "I idolized him when I was younger." - ↑
McGinnis‘ in-game voice line (Killed
Kelvin): "Took out Kevin –
Kelvin. His name is
Kelvin. I’m gonna get that right next time." - ↑ McGinnis And Kelvin Conversation 2
- ↑
McGinnis‘s in-game voice line (ping see
Kelvin) – "I see Kevin." - ↑
Graves‘ in-game voice line (killed
Kelvin): "I bet my mentor would love to get her hands on that stone." - ↑
Graves‘ in-game voice line (killed
Kelvin): "I might be able to help you,
Kelvin… not today, obviously, because I killed you, but in the future!" - ↑
Rem‘s in-game voice line (killed
Kelvin): "He smells like nice s’mores." - ↑
Rem‘s in-game voice line (killed
Seven): "He smells like evil s’mores."

