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Summary
The Paradox Organisation steals priceless artifacts to be showcased at the Paradox Museum, with the intention of showing that anything can be stolen by Paradox.[1] Once a sufficient number of artifacts are gathered, the museum is open to the public for a short amount of time.[2]
The Paradox Museum isn’t exclusively for art: it’s also used to showcase stolen state secrets, celebrity paternity tests,[1] and forms of blackmail on renowned individuals.[3]
As a pop-up gallery, the Paradox Museum has no set location.[1] Where Paradox stores their artifacts while the Museum is closed is unknown.
Trivia
- Characters that have visited the Paradox Museum include but aren’t limited to
Calico,[4] 
Dynamo[5] and 
Lady Geist.[6] 
Vyper has also visited the museum, but was kicked out.[7] - The items that are known to be showcased at the Paradox Museum include The Ghent Altarpiece,[3] a hellenistic Bust of Homer,[8] one of Johann Geist’s paintings,[9][10] the Tome of Anubis (which
Raven allegedly also has),[3][11] and some kind of "blackmail on Fairfax".[3] - Calico and Dynamo both show adoration for the Paradox Museum.[5][4] Lady Geist, on the other hand, describes it as "a multi-million exhibition with the emotional depth of a 10th grader writing "I will rage against conformity" in a poetry unit of Remedial English."[12]
References
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2
Paradox‘s background: "What does Paradox do with the countless artifacts, state secrets, and celebrity paternity tests that they have stolen? Put it on display at pop-up museums, so that they can show the world that no one is out of Paradox’s reach." - ↑ Paradox & Wraith Conversation 3 – Paradox: "We’re securing a few more items of interest, but hopefully the gallery will be opened shortly."
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 Paradox & Wraith Conversation 3 – Paradox: "Blackmail on Fairfax, the Ghent Altarpiece, the Tome of Anubis…"
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 Calico‘s in-game voice line: "Love your museums, by the way."
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 Dynamo & Paradox Conversation 2 – Dynamo: "I took Marla to the last pop-up. Truly… wonderful things to behold."
- ↑ Lady Geist & Paradox Conversation 2 – Lady Geist: "You know, I’ve been to the Paradox museum last summer."
- ↑ Vyper‘s in-game voice line: "Okay, maybe next time, you guys shouldn’t kick me out of the Paradox Museum!"
- ↑ Lady Geist & Paradox Conversation 2 – Paradox: "It had a hellenistic bust of Homer!"
- ↑ Lady Geist‘s in-game voice line: "First my husband, now me. When will Paradox stay out of my life?"
- ↑ Lady Geist & Paradox Conversation 1 – Lady Geist: "I heard a rumor that you had one of my husband’s paintings."
- ↑ Raven‘s select voice line: "I have the Canopic Jar, I have the Tome of Anubis. All I need to do now is summon the Patron."
- ↑ Lady Geist & Paradox Conversation 2 – Lady Geist: "It was a multi-million exhibition with the emotional depth of a 10th grader writing "I will rage against conformity" in a poetry unit of Remedial English."