Celeste
Abrams
Apollo
Bebop
Billy+27
Decay
Opening Rounds
Golden Goose Egg
Extended Magazine
High-Velocity Rounds+72
Abrams
Bebop
Billy
Drifter
Grey Talon+18
Kinetic Dash
Intensifying Magazine
Slowing Bullets
Hollow Point
Alchemical Fire+34
Patch Notes
Browse the patch archive to find game updates and the heroes or items associated with them. The archive includes dated updates and a latest-patch card; check the date on the selected entry before using it to assess the current game.
Find an update
Use the hero and item selectors to narrow the archive to changes relevant to a particular character or item. Open a dated entry for its notes and context. The archive also offers pagination for older updates. A
dash in a hero or item field should not be interpreted as a complete account of every change in that update.
Read the archive in context
In the captured archive, the latest-patch card names Shh… This Won’t Hurt a Bit., dated October 20, 2026, and the archive says 41 updates are shown. These are snapshot values and may differ from other parts of the site. Read the selected update itself and its date before comparing hero or item changes.
The same snapshot lists Paint the Town on October 16, Minor Update – 10-14-2026 on October 14, and Fairfax Industries Employee Spotlight on October 13. The October 14 row names
Deadman Danny and
Radiant Regeneration in its associated hero and item fields. Select a hero or item to focus the archive, then open the matching update to read the change rather than inferring its effect from the row alone. Pages 1, 2 and 3 and a next control appear beneath the archive.
For discussion of strategies and player reactions, visit meta reports. The meta evolution page is intended for longer-term comparisons and currently has no published entries.